SIMiLING (the new confusion)

So my college has a high married student rate. So as i have been gaining experience in the college life i have learned the first thing i do when i look at a girl is shoot my eyes at the left ring finger. ( i must say i have gotten really good at that) then i judge them if they are pretty or not if they dont have a ring on. pretty much. but lately these girls have done one of two things to me well maybe three. first let me say i am generally a happy person who listens to music as he walks and laughs out loud for no apparent reason even when know one else is there walking with me to school. so its safe to say i always smile. well lately ill be walking and smiling at the same time( its not as easy as it sounds or looks(I dont know which one)) anyways i smile at these girls and guys ( i guess) and these girls think i am hitting on them like a creep. so some smile back and giggle and chat to their stupid friends others sneer and make fun and think i am extra creepy, well let me just say this if i were to like u i would do something way creepier than smile to let u know that i would evesdrop on a conversation get your name and maybe follow a bit with out you knowing get info on you then facebook stalk you and send a creepy request with an even creepier message so there u go! take that girls i smile at!

THE EVOLUTION!...

So even though i am older (almost 22) and a freshmen (my first semester in college) This is all new to me and i have sat back and made many observations. first the evolution of a college apartment. When i first arrived we had only an entertainment center with no TV, and theses ghetto speakers. this i found is equivalent to the caveman era, nothing but crap. (we did have our laptops/computers). then the next week passed and we got a TV its still old but did the job and we only had like 12 channels. we progressed a bit. its like inventing the wheel, we were in the flintstone age. as time went on i made a huge discovery which changed my college experience, it was how to successfully install cable, we installed the tv wrong and one day i was messing around and found 65 more channels giving us a total of 70. it was awesome it was like going from the flintstone age to some other era like our own. we also got the speakers to work that same week evolving our college experience that much more. next we found redbox promo codes giving us access to alot of free movies which then allowed us to rent alot of movies almost putting us in the jetson's era (almost) So in the matter of a few months we went from not having or know anything to having alot. NEXT STEP PLASMA SCREEN TV AND A GAME CONSOLE!!! AHHH YEAH ! VIDEO GAMES YEAH!

Let Me IntroDuce Myself

My Name is Biebers,
I am A male with longish brown hair and boyish features but this is not why I am called biebers. So there a few reasons. one of them is... let me make this easy for the reader and just make a list.

Reason I am called Biebers

• one time my girlfriend and I broke up (we never got back together) and that weekend I watched like 6 different Justin Bieber music videos and tried to dance like him. Why do guys always hate on him? He isnt that bad of a person. (but i watched them cuz i was bored not cuz i was sad and desperate I was spending all my time with this girl and then we split up and i didnt know what to do with myself)
• Another reason i am like Justin Beibers is that I can attract girls 16 and under with no problem but once they turn 17 or older i have to struggle to find girls who will date me. this is not a joke ...(ok maybe a little bit how about you email me and see for yourself)
• I think up some of the most bizzare and whacked out stuff a human can think of and this has nothing to do with Biebers unless you listen to his music on acid which i havent done but i hear its good stuff.
  

So that is me I guess as you keep reading along with some of my post you will begin to understand the mind of Biebers.