I had the strangest dream that this little leopard gecko guy was my little buddy who would follow me around everywhere. He was like that little fairy in those final fantasy games who just chilled with you and gave you advice when you needed it. I wish this was true. and that animals could talk, BECAUSE MY DOGS ARE FRIGGIN ADORABLE AND IM SURE THEYD HAVE AWESOME THINGS TO SAY... SCREW ANYONE WHO DISAGREES.I woke up this morning with some strange feeling in my stomach. Almost like butterflies, but a little less pleasant. Kind of feels like my intestines are being twisted around with a pitchfork...
But that must mean one of two things- Either I missed a big assignment... or worse...
...Cleaning inspections.
Didn't we just have one of these? I just don't want to be the only one at the apartment when that friggin dragon lady comes. Sike, she was way nice, BUT STILL. I had to walk along with her during the entire inspection to make sure everything was the way that she wanted.... I feel like we just should not clean the entire place at all and see what her reaction is. Wait no, that's a terrible idea, I don't feel like paying some maid to come over and doing a half-arsed, mediocre cleaning job. Either way, I'm not looking foward to coming home and cleaning that toilet...\
I think we need some fans of this page.
ALL HAIL KTULU- DEFEATER OF THE BEIBER-
Is the semester over yet?
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