"Wait, what? She's seventeen? Is that even legal?"
"Yeah! It's consensual!"
The Half and Seven Rule (capitalized because, yes, it is that legit): Take your age, divide it by two, and add seven. The remaining number is the minimum age for a girl you can date. Is Biebers vindicated? Numerically, yes. But Danza and Hunter are bound to disagree.
Minority Girls 1 and 2 have an average age of 18 and one month, and that's not even our biggest issue. What is, you ask? We might all be evicted after we fail a cleaning check so abominably that even our money-hoarding apartment complex can't handle our residency. I'm running on five hours of sleep, I have class in seven minutes, and I'm fairly certain that taking a girl to see Harry Potter at midnight might be the least romantic idea I've ever had. Does that bother me? Of course. Enough not to do it? Probably not.
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